If you're standing with one foot in yesterday and one foot in tomorrow then you're pissin' on today.

Men fall in love

with their eyes.

Women fall in love

with their ears.

Keep your friend close


your enemies closer.

"They" say...

"An online Press with lots of Purr"

("Some favorite quips and quotes")

"They" say...

People in HELL want ice water but that doesn't mean they get it!

Ask the Kat

Women are cats

Men are dogs

("Some favorite quips and quotes")

Women need a reason to have sex.

Men just need a place.