Men fall in love

with their eyes.

Women fall in love

with their ears.

Keep your friend close


your enemies closer.

"They" say...

People in HELL want ice water but that doesn't mean they get it!

If you're standing with one foot in yesterday and one foot in tomorrow then you're pissin' on today.

Ask the Kat

Women need a reason to have sex.

Men just need a place.

Women are cats

Men are dogs

("Some favorite quips and quotes")

"They" say...

("Some favorite quips and quotes")

"An online Press with lots of Purr"